For the human who's only here for the dogs 🐾 - Unisex t-shirt

Because some of us were born to pet dogs and not tolerate small talk, this shirt is your official declaration: dogs > people. Period. With its bold, neon graffiti vibes and a "don’t test me" pittie face, it's giving grunge, Gen X, and zero patience for human nonsense.

Whether you're walking your ride-or-die pup or ghosting one more group chat, this tee says what you're thinking—loudly, and in amazing color. It's not just fashion. It's your mood.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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