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Dog Hair & Dial Up

Better with Age (Except our Knees) - Unisex Sweatshirt

Better with Age (Except our Knees) - Unisex Sweatshirt

Regular price $27.00 USD
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Everything Gets Better With Age – 1979 Cassette Tee
(Except our knees. And maybe our patience.)

Still standing since 1979? Congrats, you're officially a vintage model with character. This black sweatshirt brings peak nostalgia with a rainbow cassette tape and a message every Gen X'er can vibe with: Everything gets better with age. (Well, except dial-up internet and our backs after doing literally anything.)

Part of the Dog Hair & Dial-Up collection—where sarcasm is a love language and the only six-pack we care about is of LaCroix—we designed this for people who remember when mixtapes were foreplay and cassette tapes ate your favorite song right at the chorus.
Dog hair not included, but let's be real—it'll be there anyway.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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