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Less People, More Dogs - Unisex t-shirt

Less People, More Dogs - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $22.00 USD
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Social settings? Hard pass. Dog parks? Say less.
For those of us who'd rather step in a puddle of drool than small talk, this design is your new personal manifesto. Whether it's a sticker on your laptop or water bottle or slapped across your favorite hoodie, More Dogs, Less People says what we're all thinking—loud and clear. Designed for dog parents with a low tolerance for nonsense and a high tolerance for fur, slobber, and unconditional love.

Wear it. Rep your pack.
Because let's face it—dogs > people. Every. Single. Time.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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