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Dog Hair & Dial Up

My Kids Have Paws - Unisex t-shirt

My Kids Have Paws - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $22.00 USD
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Who needs PTA meetings and college funds when your kids chew shoes and shed on everything you own?

This tee is for the dog moms, cat dads, and every proud pet parent who's tired of explaining why there are no human children in their holiday card photos. It's comfy, cute, and has just enough sass to silence the nosy relatives.

Diapers? No thanks. I've got vet bills and muddy paw prints on my heart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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