Dog Hair & Dial Up
No fluffs to Give - Unisex t-shirt
No fluffs to Give - Unisex t-shirt
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Zero fluffs. Infinite sass. Covered in dog hair.
This shirt is for the dog parent who's out of patience, full of opinions, and rocking a fur-coated wardrobe like couture. With a retro edge from the Dog Hair & Dial-Up collection, "No Fluffs to Give" is the ultimate mood—equal parts sarcasm and snuggle-seasoned rebellion.
Grunge it up, throw it on for errands, or wear it to your next Zoom call to signal your current energy level: over it, unless you're a dog.
Perfect for Gen Xers raised by dial-up and now ruled by dogs.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt is for the dog parent who's out of patience, full of opinions, and rocking a fur-coated wardrobe like couture. With a retro edge from the Dog Hair & Dial-Up collection, "No Fluffs to Give" is the ultimate mood—equal parts sarcasm and snuggle-seasoned rebellion.
Grunge it up, throw it on for errands, or wear it to your next Zoom call to signal your current energy level: over it, unless you're a dog.
Perfect for Gen Xers raised by dial-up and now ruled by dogs.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
