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What's happening - ala 16 Candles - Unisex t-shirt
What's happening - ala 16 Candles - Unisex t-shirt
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$22.00 USD
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"What's happening, hot stuff…"
No, not to a person. To your coffee. Obviously.
Start your day with the only hot thing that truly understands you—your cup of caffeine. This tee is for the sarcastic souls who know mornings are a vibe, and that vibe is fueled by espresso and denial.
Soft, comfy, and caffeinated in spirit, this shirt is perfect for dog walks, school drop-offs, Zoom calls, or just whispering sweet nothings to your mug while pretending to be productive.
Because before coffee? You don't even know that person.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
No, not to a person. To your coffee. Obviously.
Start your day with the only hot thing that truly understands you—your cup of caffeine. This tee is for the sarcastic souls who know mornings are a vibe, and that vibe is fueled by espresso and denial.
Soft, comfy, and caffeinated in spirit, this shirt is perfect for dog walks, school drop-offs, Zoom calls, or just whispering sweet nothings to your mug while pretending to be productive.
Because before coffee? You don't even know that person.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
