Dog Hair & Dial Up

Welcome to Dog Hair & Dial-Up — where Gen X dog parents unite in sarcasm, snacks, and the occasional pit bull side-eye.

We sell printable chaos: wearable gear, stickers, dog report cards, training logs, timeout signs, and merch that says "I walk dogs and re-evaluate my life choices."

Made for the ones who survived rotary phones and latchkey life, and now treat their dogs like royalty.

No toxic positivity. Just snacks, snark, and slobber.