Dog Hair & Dial-Up – Gen X Wearables Plus for the Sass-Tastic & Sleep-Deprived

Welcome to the mix of wearables and more made for those of us who grew up with landlines, survived Y2K, and now spend our nights Googling “why is my dog staring at me at 2 a.m.”

The Dog Hair & Dial-Up collection is where retro meets rescue, and sarcasm meets seniority.

These stickers are for the Gen Xers who: – Still say “cool beans” unironically
– Would rather hang with their dog than hit “reply all”
– Know the pain of stepping on a squeaky toy and a Blockbuster late fee

Featuring gems like:
🐾 “Raised on Blockbuster. Now I just block people.”
🐾 “Dogs over people. Every. Single. Time.”
🐾 “My dog and I both have resting b*tch face.”
🐾 “Stay is my mantra—in meetings and on walks.”
🐾 “Treat Dealer: Because my dog runs this house.”

Wear them on walks, stick ‘em on your water bottle, laptop, planner, or forehead during your next Zoom call—they're all snark-approved and millennial-proof.

Because we may be aging—but we’re doing it with a dog and a damn good attitude.